{"id":2669,"date":"2011-07-03T22:00:36","date_gmt":"2011-07-03T20:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trine.waaktaar.com\/?p=2669"},"modified":"2011-07-03T22:14:16","modified_gmt":"2011-07-03T20:14:16","slug":"flatt-bomber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kuretoppen.no\/?p=2669","title":{"rendered":"Fl\u00e5tt-bomber"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Et eller annet sted har jeg lest en sn\u00f8rrhoven &#8216;ekspert&#8217; uttale seg om at fl\u00e5tt ikke slipper seg ned fra tr\u00e6r. Det er feil. Det opplevde jeg p\u00e5 en sykkeltur gjennom b\u00f8keskog i fjor.<\/p>\n<p>Ekkelt. Men h\u00f8r, det blir verre:<\/p>\n<p>I l\u00f8pet av denne helga har vi opplevd to tilfeller der vi har st\u00e5tt i friluft, p\u00e5 egen terrasse, uten noe over bortsett fra\u00a0 den bl\u00e5 himmel, og s\u00e5 har det falt ned fl\u00e5tt rett p\u00e5 oss. Den ene gangen falt det ned fire bittesm\u00e5 fl\u00e5tt som i et fallskjermdropp, havnet\u00a0midt mellom Paco og meg der vi satt p\u00e5 terrassegelenderet, og\u00a0 de begynte \u00e5 spurte i alle retninger p\u00e5 jakt etter friskt gartnerblod. Den andre gangen satt Paco og leste avis, og s\u00e5 sa det plosj, og s\u00e5 begynte fl\u00e5tten \u00e5 l\u00f8pe p\u00e5 l\u00e5ret hans.\u00a0 Jeg skj\u00f8nner ikke annet enn at de kommer fra fugl, kanskje m\u00e5ker eller skogsduer, som flyr over hodene v\u00e5re hele tiden. Bl\u00e5s i ekspertene og h\u00f8r mitt r\u00e5d: SE BOKSTAVELIG TALT OPP FOR FL\u00c5TT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Et eller annet sted har jeg lest en sn\u00f8rrhoven &#8216;ekspert&#8217; uttale seg om at fl\u00e5tt ikke slipper seg ned fra tr\u00e6r. Det er feil. Det opplevde jeg p\u00e5 en sykkeltur gjennom b\u00f8keskog i fjor.<\/p>\n<p>Ekkelt. Men h\u00f8r, det blir verre:<\/p>\n<p>I l\u00f8pet av denne helga har vi opplevd to tilfeller der vi har st\u00e5tt i [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-flatt","odd"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6gK7b-H3","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kuretoppen.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kuretoppen.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kuretoppen.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuretoppen.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuretoppen.no\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2669"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuretoppen.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2669\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kuretoppen.no\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuretoppen.no\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuretoppen.no\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}