{"id":8042,"date":"2012-09-02T11:51:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-02T09:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trine.waaktaar.com\/?p=8042"},"modified":"2012-09-02T12:30:26","modified_gmt":"2012-09-02T10:30:26","slug":"ikke-flott-med-flatt-i-dirvhuset","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kuretoppen.no\/?p=8042","title":{"rendered":"Ikke flott med fl\u00e5tt i drivhuset"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Se for deg gartneren inne i drivhuset i stillferdig arbeid med \u00e5 h\u00f8ste fr\u00f8 fra akeleiekapsler hun har plukket en orle morgon i byrjinga av september. Litt ergerlig p\u00e5 seg selv fordi hun nettopp i vanvare, men  typisk nok, har kommet til \u00e5 t\u00f8mme en haug med valmuefr\u00f8 opp i det som skulle v\u00e6re en ren samling akeleiefr\u00f8 &#8211; og dermed har spolert planen om \u00e5 lage sm\u00e5 fine fr\u00f8gaveposer til jul &#8211; har hun sluttet \u00e5 nynne. Men fortsatt en hun i rimelig bra hum\u00f8r. Det skal dessverre bli kortvarig. <\/p>\n<p>Idet hun tappert, omenn tiltakende ut\u00e5lmodig, har startet p\u00e5 en ny sk\u00e5l med BARE akeleiefr\u00f8, ser hun at det ut av akeleiekapselen ramler en fl\u00e5tt av typen IHERDIG OG SULTEN. Mens gartneren frenetisk starter en jakt med saksen (NB &#8211; risky ettersom bordet er stappfullt av sk\u00e5ler med skj\u00f8re fr\u00f8 som ikke m\u00e5 veltes eller blandes ytterligere) for \u00e5 pasifisere insektet som stormer omkring p\u00e5 bordet, roper hun p\u00e5 husets hobbyfotograf. Han kommer ilende, bev\u00e6pnet med macrolinse. Resultatet av bildet sees her. Da har den g\u00e5sehudbefengte gartneren allerede f\u00e5tt inn et par fulltreffere p\u00e5 fl\u00e5tten. Man kan imidlertid se gjennom macrolinsa at den lever fortsatt. Det kan jeg forsikre at den IKKE gjorde da fotosessionen var over.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/trine.waaktaar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/fl%C3%A5tt.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8043\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.kuretoppen.no\/?attachment_id=8043\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kuretoppen.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/fl%C3%A5tt.jpg?fit=966%2C666&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"966,666\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"fl\u00e5tt\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kuretoppen.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/fl%C3%A5tt.jpg?fit=300%2C206&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kuretoppen.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/fl%C3%A5tt.jpg?fit=640%2C441&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8043\" title=\"fl\u00e5tt\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/trine.waaktaar.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/fl%C3%A5tt.jpg?resize=640%2C441\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"441\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kuretoppen.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/fl%C3%A5tt.jpg?w=966&amp;ssl=1 966w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kuretoppen.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/fl%C3%A5tt.jpg?resize=300%2C206&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kuretoppen.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/fl%C3%A5tt.jpg?resize=150%2C103&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.kuretoppen.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/fl%C3%A5tt.jpg?resize=400%2C275&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se for deg gartneren inne i drivhuset i stillferdig arbeid med \u00e5 h\u00f8ste fr\u00f8 fra akeleiekapsler hun har plukket en orle morgon i byrjinga av september. 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